Hell Hath No Fury . . .

I'm sorry boys, but its true. Just in case anyone had any hesitation left in their minds in regards to this topic, please let me dispel these doubts. WOMEN ARE EVIL. Each and every one of us has the inherent ability to say the most biting, inherently hurtful things and the capacity to plan the perfect moment at which such would have the greatest amount of impact on our surroundings. The good news is that some of us are capable of not acting on this impulse. Some of us. Others think it is quite a lot of fun. I was quite surprised when I heard a male person saying "she isn't smart enough to do something that mean." Like it was some accident that the situation had unfolded as it did. He was equally as surprised when I pointed out the minute details, peeling back the layers of conniving that had gone into a seemingly random conversation - right down to the specific seating arrangement of the soon to be affected parties, the "casual" glances to make sure the audience was in place, the delivery, and, of course, being sure to have the best view possible of the aftermath that ensued. It was like a light coming on. Brutal as it may seem that someone would choose to set up such a hurtful scene, in the wicked and twisted mind plain that has been well cultivated in some, it is all too easy to orchestrate.

Now, I have no idea if this is some evolutionary trait that at one point served a greater purpose. All I know is that it seems to be a universal characteristic - one often mistaken for ignorance, hysteria, or simply bad timing. But there is no coincidence involved, I can assure you. And as to its universality I can only know that if you ask any woman about this they will unequivocally agree. Go ahead - try it. And if you happen to find one that looks at you with large blinking eyes and says "no they're not" . . . RUN